Archive for May, 2006

His Name is Mr. Snow

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

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This is from the musical, Carousel, but we discovered it first on

Bernadette Peters Loves Rodgers & Hammerstein

“Oh his name is Mister Snow

And an up-standing man is he.

He comes home every night in his round-bottomed boat,

with a net ful of herring from the sea.

An almost perfect beau.

As refined as a girl could wish.

But he spends so much time in his round-bottomed boat

that he can’t seem to lose the smell of fish…”

It’s hot up here.

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

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But being immortalized in a painting may not be a fate we all want to volunteer for

DOT: It’s hot up here.

YVONNE: It’s hot and it’s monotonous.

Don’t you just love the way “hot” and “monotonous” sound together…

LOUISE: I want my glasses.

FRANZ: This is not my good profile.

NURSE: Nobody can even see my profile.

CELESTE 1: I hate this dress.

CELESTE 2: The soldiers have forgotten us.

FRIEDA: The boatman schwitzes.

JULES: I am completely out of proportion.

SOLDIER: These helmets weigh a lot on us.

OLD LADY: This tree is blocking my view.

LOUISE: I can’t see anything.

BOATMAN: Why are they complaining?
It could have been raining.

DOT: I hate these people.

ALL: It’s hot up here

A lot up here.

It’s hot up here

Forever.

A lot of fun

It’s not up here.

It’s hot up here,

No matter what.

There’s not a breath

Of air up here.

And they’re up here

Forever.

It’s not my fault

I got up here.

I’ll rot up here,

I am so hot up here. …

I hate these people.

ALL: It’s hot up here

And strange up here,

No change up here

Forever.

How still it is,

How odd it is,

And God, it is

So hot!

DOT: Hello. George.

When lyrics reach you like this, it makes you happy for the rest of the day.

I do not wish to be remembered

Like this, George,

With them, George.

My hem, George. Three inches off the ground

And then this monkey

And these people, George-

They’ll argue till they fade

And whisper things and grunt.

But thank you for the shade,

And putting me in front.

Yes, thank you, George, for that…

And for the hat…

George Seurat explains what Art is

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

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Pretty isn’t beautiful, Mother,

Pretty is what changes.

What the eye arranges

Is what is beautiful.

The vision of the Artist reified, and the objects he sees re-interpreted as he wills them to be, in paint (or light as he’d say)

Order.

Design.

Tension.

Balance.

Harmony.

Sunday,

By the blue

Purple yellow red water

On the green

Purple yellow red grass,

Let us Pass

Through our perfect park,

Pausing on a Sunday

By the cool

Blue triangular water

On the soft

Green elliptical grass

As we pass

Through arrangements of shadows

Towards the verticals of trees

Forever…

By the blue

Purple yellow red water

On the green

Orange violet mass

Of the grass

In our perfect park

Made of flecks of light

And dark,

And parasols:

Bumbum bum bumbumbum

Bumbum bum…


From Sunday In the Park With George

It’s even better when you hear Mandy Patinkin sing it.

Louis’ really an artist

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

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And here’s Dot (what a great name for Seurat’s love) trying to decide between loving the Artist (George) and living her own life

Louis is really an artist:

Louis’ cakes are an art.

Louis isn’t the smartest-

Louis’ popular.

Everybody loves Louis,

Louis bakes from the heart…

The bread, George.

I mean the bread, George.

And then in bed, George…

I mean he kneads me-

I mean like dough, George…

Hello, George…

Louis is always so pleasant,

Louis’ always so fair.

Louis makes you feel present,

Louis’ generous.

That’s the thing about Louis

Louis always is “there.”

Louis’ thoughts are not hard to follow,

Louis’ art is not hard to swallow.

Not that Louis’ perfection-

That’s what makes him ideal.

Hardly anything worth objection:

Louis drinks a bit,

Louis blinks a bit.

Louis makes a connection,

That’s the thing that you feel…

We lose things.

And then we choose things.

And there are Louis’s

And there are Georges-

Well, Louis’s

And George.

But George has George,

And I need-

Someone-

Sunday …

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

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Here’s the artist, George, beginning a new painting

Order.

Design.

Composition.

Tone.

Form.

Symmetry.

Balance.

More red…

And a little more red…

Blue blue blue blue

Blue blue blue blue

Even even…

Good…

Bumbum bum bumbumbum

Bumbum bum…

More red…

More blue…

More beer…

More light!

Color and light.

There’s only color and light.

Yellow and white.

Just blue and yellow and white.

Look at the air, miss-

See whet I mean?

No, look over there, miss-

That’s done with green…

Conjoined with orange…

Here’s the artist putting himself in the mind of a dog

Ruff! Ruff!

Thanks, the week has been

Rough!

When you’re stuck for life on a garbage scow

Only forty feet long from stern to prow

And a crackpot in the bow-wow, rough!

The planks ere rough

And the wind is rough

And the master’s drunk and mean and-

Grrrruff! Gruff!

With the fish and scum

And planks end ballast-

The nose gets numb

And the pews Bet callused.

And with splinters in your ass,

You look forward to the grass

On Sunday,

The day off.

(barks)

Off! Off! Off!

Off!

The grass needs to be thicker. Perhaps a few weeds.

And some ants. if you would. I love fresh ants.

Roaming around on Sunday,

Poking among the roots and rocks.

Nose to the ground on Sunday,

Studying all the shoes and socks.

Everything’s worth it Sunday,

The day off.

(sniffs)

Bits of pastry…

Piece of chicken…

Here’s a handkerchief

That somebody was sick in.

There’s a thistle…

That’s a shallot…

That’s a dripping

From the loony with the palette…

The songs in Sunday In the Park With George

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

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A generally underrated musical, Sunday In the Park With George, is a lovely dramatization of how hard it is to love and support the unique (but difficult) talents among us. There isn’t a song in this musical that doesn’t strike us, eventually, and then it’s like — realizing why something someone said to you an hour ago was a very, very clever joke.

Topics scrutinized in this amazing musical include:

Looks to me like this links to the whole libretto. But
much better to listen to the CD first, then watch the
video
.

Wall of Death by Richard Thompson

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

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One of the fun things about this song is that it positively outrages
quick-to-judge grownups when they hear children (or anyone) singing so cheerfully about possibly throwing
their lives away on the Wall of Death. When you listen carefully, though,
you realize that the song is actually about riding a roller-coaster.
Extremely catchy tune, also.
We are much taken by Nanci Griffith’s rendition on

Other Voices, Too (A Trip Back To Bountiful)

Let me ride on the Wall of Death one more time

Let me ride on the Wall of Death one more time

You can waste your time on the other rides

But this is the nearest to being alive

Let me take my chances on the Wall of Death

You can go with the crazy people in the crooked house

You can fly away on the rocket or spin in the mouse

The tunnel of love might amuse you

And Noah’s Ark might confuse you but

Let me take my chances on the Wall of Death

On the Wall of Death

All the World is far from me

On the Wall of Death

It’s the nearest to being free

Well you’re going nowhere when you ride on the carousel

And maybe you’re strong, but what’s the use of ringing a bell

The switchback will make you crazy

Beware of the bearded lady

Oh let me take my chances on the Wall of Death

Songs we are listening to, lately

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

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Book review: The Fountainhead

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

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Author:Ayn Rand
Reading Level (Conceptual):Children 12 and up
Reading Level (Vocabulary):Children 12 and up
Genre:Fiction
Year of publication:1946

At one point, I actually believed that Ayn Rand had overreacted and that most people respect and understand that they need intelligent, capable people around them.

Read The Fountainhead; Atlas Shrugged is identical except that it's much longer.


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Book review: The Amulet of Samarkand (Book One of the Bartimaeus Trilogy)

Friday, May 19th, 2006

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Author:Jonathan Stroud
Reading Level (Conceptual):Children 12 and up
Reading Level (Vocabulary):Children 12 and up
Genre:fiction
Year of publication:2003

CAUTION:

This wonderful trilogy features characters with whom the reader will fall in love, and significant violence that has predictable consequences. Please, before recommending this first volume to a sensitive young reader, either read the whole trilogy or read our reviews of book two and, especially, book 3.

Sardonic musings of a demon summoned by an academically under-challenged 12 year old apprentice wizard.

Together, they save Civilization as they know it. First in a trilogy.

Luckily, unlike Inkheart and Eragon, this book's sequels are already in print.



-- Emily Berk

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